Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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