Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
this will be a night to untag.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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