That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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