I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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