normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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