oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
