i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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