I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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