Porn is love you can see.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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