Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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