So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
