i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
