She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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