Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Just high enough for therapy.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
The Olympian is in my bed
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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