Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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