it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
ok first of all what the fuck
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