Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Come see our sink grown plant.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
