I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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