It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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