Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Randomize
