I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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