Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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