Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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