Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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