Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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