Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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