At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
That reminds me...we need to get swords
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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