Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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