Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i don't like sucking hair
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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