I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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