He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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