I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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