He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
high people should be assigned attendants
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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