Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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