i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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