somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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