what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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