I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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