it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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