Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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