ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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