Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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