This is not my ceiling
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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