We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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