It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
my liver is dry heaving
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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