You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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