she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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