I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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