is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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