bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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