where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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