I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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