Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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