I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
whose ass print is on the piano?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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