Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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