His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My vagina just recognized that song.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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