Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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